Funny Rude Santa Sweatshirt, Adult Christmas Crewneck, You Aint Gettin Shit Vintage Holiday Pullover, Unisex Garment-Dyed Gift

This medium-heavy garment-dyed sweatshirt wraps you in cozy weight while carrying a bold, cheeky holiday attitude. The vintage-style Santa embroidery sits on the chest with distressed lettering that reads a blunt, humorous message — it’s for folks who prefer their seasonal looks with a side of sass. The relaxed fit and soft 80/20 ring-spun cotton blend feel lived-in from the first wear. Subtle details — ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem plus a half-moon back neck patch and sewn-in twill label — keep the silhouette tidy and durable. Low-impact OEKO-TEX® certified dyes give the color a muted, retro tone that pairs perfectly with jeans or lounge pants during winter gatherings, gift exchanges, or casual holiday hangouts.

Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester — soft, smooth fabric with great printability
- Medium-heavy 9.5 oz/yd² (322 g/m²) weight for cozy warmth
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Half-moon back neck patch and twill neck tape for comfort and shape retention
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; embroidery options on left or center chest

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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