This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a cheeky, retro-style Santa illustration and bold lettering that reads a blunt holiday warning. The soft, broken-in feel comes from dyeing after construction, so the color sits into each fiber and the shirt just gets better with every wash. With a relaxed fit and sturdy double-needle stitching, it’s built to be worn often — whether layered under a flannel for a cold night or worn solo at a rowdy family gathering. The sewn-in label and tubular, seam-free body keep the silhouette clean, while a wide palette of colors and sizes makes it simple to match personal style. It’s for people who like holiday humor served with a vintage vibe and a comfortable, lived-in tee that holds up through seasons.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and double-needle stitching
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced waste
- Available S–4XL in many colors; sewn-in label for comfortable wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
