This relaxed tank captures the wry, exhausted humor of parenting with a soft-retro possum graphic and the line “Soft Parenting Dropout.” It settles into your wardrobe like a well-worn joke — comfortable, unfussy, and quietly honest. The garment-dyed finish gives the color a lived-in softness that pairs with denim, leggings, or an apron covered in sticky fingerprints.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable print surface - Garment-dyed fabric for a soft, lived-in color and texture - No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean, comfortable drape - Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for everyday wear - Self-fabric binding and sewn-in twill label for neat, lasting finish Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
